10 not-so-good responses to where you’d like to be in 5 years
(1) In the Bahamas.
(2) Part of the Lottery Winners Hall of Fame.
(3) Running my own online business from one of your cushy cubicles.
(4) Dating that hot receptionist. Great hire, by the way!
(5) Do you think this place will still be around in five years? Really?
(6) I’d LOVE to work my way up so I can get myself a job I really want.
(7) On tour with my rock group. Oh man, that would be sweet!
(8) I’d like to learn my job well enough to be able to sneak out to play golf.
(9) Well, if we’re dreaming … I want your job. How much do you make?
(10) Interviewing candidates and asking stupid job interview questions.